Saturday, May 12, 2007
I used to be an internet junkie.
Staying awake for days,
churning conspiracy theories,
drifting the backwaters,
I am more than likely responsible
for the demise of many mugwamps.
If you dare to try, start with an
extensive google search on 'carnivore',
or develop a healthy appetite for oil mongers.
Either way, life is absolutely stranger than fiction.
So much it's enough to drive one mad.